Man Joins a New Gym and Discovers That the Staff Have Named a Tortoise as One of the "Personal Trainers"

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    There's a free-roaming turtle with a diaper at my local gym
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    giheTort 100% AGAIN FASTER 4 AGA
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    CallerNumber4 · 1 day ago . He pays his monthly membership. Let him be. Taking unsolicited photos at the gym is gross.
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    Prudent_Macaroon_672 1 day ago All I see is a dog
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    sublevelstreetpusher · 1 day ago I mean I love it, but that's got tragedy written all over it. What happens when Beefcake has to dump the bar and Shelly here is in the way?
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    revrenlove 1 day ago • Those arms tell me he's also been lifting
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    beefcake03 1 day ago I wouldn't do Shelly dirty like that
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    X4-03 19 hr. ago If somebody asked me about the most random thing that could potentially happen at a gym and gave me a hundred years to think on the answer, I still wouldn't come up with this.
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    atemporalfungi - 1 day ago Shell looks a bit concerning, no? Any tortoise experts here ? Is this what's called 'pyramiding'? Means he's not being cared for ideally in the conditions they usually thrive in,... clearly
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    • Boumy OP 22 hr. ago Thanks for your concerns. Pong is a rescue tortoise who outgrew his previous family. The current owner is well aware of Pong's condition. As far as I can tell Pong is treated well and is in a good environment at home.
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    Grung7 1 day ago Does nobody know how to potty train a tortoise?
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    joj1205 1 day ago Seems really dangerous. I wouldn't be looking where I pit my weights down. That's not cool
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    brian136913 · 1 day ago . I wish more places had free roaming animals, including turtles, with diapers.
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    MaddoxGoodwin · 1 day ago Ironically, that sulcata is wildly unhealthy by the looks of his shell (I have a sulcata).
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    CatticusXIII · 21 hr. ago Old and diapered. We should be able to get it elected to office no problem.
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    • yomsen 20 hr. ago Wow I know this turtle! I live a few minutes walk from this gym in Vancouver.
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    Rogue42bdf 1 day ago Tortoise
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    Twilight-Omens . 20 hr. ago Excuse you, that's his weight belt.
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    Character_Pop_3056 1 day ago It has got n-pack abs. Can't count all because of the diaper. Also, he is dedicated enough to not let pee interrupt his workout. Respect
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    Justifiably_Cynical - 23 hr. ago No matter how many times he spots you do not tip him. He will only buy Steroids and Cheap Wine.
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    Crispy_Wizard · 17 hr. ago Omg my friend goes (or used to go) to this gym, that's such a funny coincidence!
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    I_Dont_Like_Rice 15 hr. ago Someone get that little guy a skateboard so he can be a free roaming zooming turtle.
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    • MyyWifeRocks 1 day ago I am in sales and call on manufacturing plants. Many have started having dogs in their office spaces. The local USPS hub facility has cats. Most are feral, some have adjusted to people and are friendly. I LOVE animals in offices.

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